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Jan 5

Happy 2012

Hey friends, Happy new year from the consummate professionals here at Ascetic Junkies, LLC. We just wanted to drop you a line about our plans for 2012, as the end of the current Mayan long-count approaches. Not that it ultimately matters, since we’ll all be converted to pure energy just before next Christmas. First of all, thanks to everyone in Portland, Bend, and Cottage Grove who made our last few shows of 2011 a huge blast. These shows were notable, as you know, because they marked the last shows our long-time banjoist Graham Houser played with us before relocating indefinitely to South America with his wife Michelle (side note: if you know them and are interested in following their adventures, Michelle is blogging about it here). We were sad to say “good-bye for now” to our good friend, and spent some precious anxiety on wondering what to do to replace his unique sonic position in the band, but we’ve arrived at the following conclusion: four-piece bands are easier to manage than five-piece bands… let’s try it for a while!

We just had our first sans-banjo practice of the new year last night, and we all feel pretty good about reworking old stuff to fill out Graham’s parts and writing new stuff that’s pretty different from anything we’ve done. Expect some re-arrangements and lots of weird new pop songs this year as we figure ourselves out. We also had the pleasure of jamming a bit with a talented violinist before Christmas a few weeks ago, so hopefully we’ll be able to have her guest with us here in town occasionally. To close this paragraph and to assure you that, having lost Graham, we at least still have a passing commitment to putting a beard on stage for you to look at, I submit this current picture of myself (note: yes, I was too lazy to put on a shirt. Frequent shirtlessness is a perk of self-employment. I am wearing pants, although to be honest, I’m not sure why):

matt beard


In other news, we have a small army of new songs, some that we’ve been trying out in various forms this last year and some that we haven’t played yet. We’ve been terrible about crying wolf regarding new releases in the past, but I’ll put it this way: we sincerely hope to release lots of new material this year. Either an album, or multiple smaller releases, or something. We’ll see. On that note, in case you missed it, we did get a special acoustic version of a new song called “Thought Thief” on Tender Loving Empire’s 2011 “Friends” compilation - check that out here.

For those of you in Portland, Kali and I are doing a couple acoustic performances next week and then we’ll do our first full band show without banjo to try out new songs and arrangements on January 25th at Backspace with our friends/co-band The Glyptodons (fronted by a talented couple of teachers and backed by Kali, Cole, and myself) and California Stars. We’re also taking a brief NW tour in February that’ll hit WA, ID, and MT (still finalizing that, but we’ve got a few dates posted), and have a couple other cool shows in the works for this winter, so check the shows page for details.

Here’s to a fun, un-apocalyptic year full of music, friends, and, hopefully, fewer half-naked photos of me.

Matt // AJs


Aug 19

Live Videos from StageDive.com

Enjoy these live videos, courtesy of our friends at www.StageDive.com! “God/Devil/Gov’t” “Get What You Want, Get What You Need” “Crybaby”


Apr 19
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Here’s a teaser from a brand new song we recorded drums for yesterday.  The guitar and vocal are scratch tracks that Kali and I were playing upstairs to guide Stephen.


Apr 11
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A pretty-much-unmixed clip of a song we were working on today.  It’s called “D.C.”, unless we think of a better name for it, which we probably won’t (see “whoa oh oh oh oh” and “The Dirty Song”).  Enjoy the super retro organ, and the unnecessarily flamboyant piano doodles - I know we did.


Apr 1
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Here are random snippets of Stephen, Kali and I (Matt) coming up with drum grooves/speeds for “Crybaby, Crybaby”, which we’ll hopefully record this week.


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Found a couple weeks ago and then reminded via Jenny Owen Youngs.  Funny, scary, and of high importance, I think.  It also fulfills my daily Palin-google-and-or-youtube-session.  My favorite lines are: “Not just for oil… but for GAS” and “I watch Fox news A LOT”.


new [ep], show at backspace, yeah!

On Dec 11th, we’ll be sharing the stage at Backspace with Bark Hide and Horn and St. Frankie Lee.  We’re very excited, not only because both of the other bands are amazing, but also because we’ll be releasing a new EP for free!  Stay tuned for details, but the idea right now is that you can bring any type of recordable media - a thumb drive, an iPod, a CD-R, whatever - and steal the EP off a computer we’ll have set up at any point during the show.  We’ll also be keeping an email list for people who want us to email them the tracks later that night after we get home safe ‘n sweaty.
Like I said, stay tuned for more info.  Hope to see you there!